My Mom's On Facebook

My Moms On Facebook Lyrics

By Back Of The Class

You used to be a special place

for all my college friends...

A sanctuary in cyberspace,

but every love story ends.

(Facebooooook....)

Why you have to go and lose

your exclusivity?

Now all my nightmares have come true

my mom just friended me!

Since she joined she spends all her time

checking my news feed.

My interests are no longer

bubble butts and sticky weed.

She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars

and Flixtered she Got Mail..

She washed the colors with the whites

and posted laundry fail (cause now)

CHORUS

My moms on Facebook.

She found a new way to nag me.

My moms on Facebook.

Comments whenever friends tag me.

My moms on Facebook.

She only got it to stalk me.

My moms on Facebook.

My childhood photos cock-block me.

My wall is not for e-mail, mom,

you'll never get it right.

And gifting me some sexy lips

don't mean a kiss goodnight.

She keeps on adding all my friends,

they just think she's a joke

except for Steve who says that she's

a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!)

Mama read my 25 Things

and each and every note.

Now she knows I lost a bet

and had to wax my scrote.

Suggests new pages every day

from 'hugs' to 'Will and Grace..

It's getting to the point I'll have to

switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)

Wrote in my status,

boss is keeping me at work..

Mom responded, now I see

why you told me he's a jerk..

My boss saw it and fired me

and mom's the reason why.

Now I'm starving and I'm lonely

and I'm probably gonna die' (because)

CHORUS

My moms on Facebook.

Now I've gotta watch every word.

My moms on Facebook.

Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.

My mom's on Facebook.

Posted a public reminder

My mom's on Facebook.

that I came out her vagina!

My moms on Facebook.

Invited me to my cousins communion.

My moms on Facebook.

It's like a family reunion.

My moms on Facebook.

I'm trying not to be bitter

My mom's on Facebook.

but she just found me on Twitter!

My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom all moms!

They're all on Facebook.

~~hehehe.. joking only~ enjoy the song^.^