My Mom's On Facebook

My Moms On Facebook Lyrics
By Back Of The Class

You used to be a special place
for all my college friends...
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
Why you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true
my mom just friended me!

Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered she Got Mail..
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted laundry fail (cause now)

My moms on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My moms on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My moms on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My moms on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.

My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
you'll never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
don't mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think she's a joke
except for Steve who says that she's
a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!)

Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.
Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from 'hugs' to 'Will and Grace..
It's getting to the point I'll have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)

Wrote in my status,
boss is keeping me at work..
Mom responded, now I see
why you told me he's a jerk..
My boss saw it and fired me
and mom's the reason why.
Now I'm starving and I'm lonely
and I'm probably gonna die' (because)

My moms on Facebook.
Now I've gotta watch every word.
My moms on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My mom's on Facebook.
Posted a public reminder
My mom's on Facebook.
that I came out her vagina!

My moms on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousins communion.
My moms on Facebook.
It's like a family reunion.
My moms on Facebook.
I'm trying not to be bitter
My mom's on Facebook.
but she just found me on Twitter!

My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom all moms!
They're all on Facebook.

~~hehehe.. joking only~ enjoy the song^.^

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Song 4 my BeLoVeD Parents ~~♥♥♥
 Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyru - Butterfly Fly Away .mp3
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Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus
Butterfly Fly Away lyrics
Songwriters: Ballard, Glen; Silvestri, Alan;

You tucked me in, turned out the light
Kept me safe and sound at night
Little girls depend on things like that

Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
Had to drive me everywhere
You were always there when I looked back

You had to do it all alone
Make a living, make a home
Must have been as hard as it could be

And when I couldn't sleep at night
Scared things wouldn't turn out right
You would hold my hand and sing to me

Caterpillar in the tree
How you wonder who you'll be
Can't go far but you can always dream

Wish you may and wish you might
Don't you worry, hold on tight
I promise you there will come a day
Butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
Flap your wings now you can't stay
Take those dreams and make them all come true

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
We've been waiting for this day
All along and knowing just what to do
Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly, butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away
Butterfly fly away
♥♥♥~~like daughter and father^^