Senyum²... HEheHehE~~


Siapa Ini???

Seorang lelaki menelepon hospital untuk memberitahu yang isterinya mau bersalin. Dan jururawat hospital menjawab telepon lelaki tersebut.

Lelaki: "Hello... tolong saya sebab isteri saya mau bersalin!"
Jururawat: "Sila bertenang... ini anaknya yang pertama kah?"
Lelaki: "Apa la punya bangang... ni laki dia la!"
Jururawat: "Erkkk..."


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Malu Sesangat...

Seorang wanita muda telah ter'bersalin' di dalam sebuah lif. Dia pun malu macam mau gila dan tak mahu kuar dari lif itu. Pihak pengurusan bangunan pun memanggil polis, bomba dan psychologist untuk pujuk dia keluar. Psychologist tu pun cakap lah, "Cik... keluar lah... apa mau malu-malu... perkara biasa ja ni." Wanita muda yang terbersalin itu pun menjawab, "Tak mau, tak mau, saya malu." Psychologist itu menambah, "Alah cik... tahun lepas saya ada 1 kes lagi teruk... pompuan tu beranak dalam longkang!!" Mendengarkan kata-kata Psychologist tu ja, wanita muda tu terus meraung bagai mau gila lalu berkata, "Yang tu pun saya jugaaaa, uhwaaa..!!!"

P/s: Moral of this story..lawak² pun..the baby still born, still ada mama kan *smile

~~ L.0.L hahaha~!!!

2 comments:

  1. Haha.. confuse punya pasal hehe. Ni kira joke beranak2 dibulan posa la ni hehehehe..

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♥ mum ♥ child ♥ dad ♥

Song 4 my BeLoVeD Parents ~~♥♥♥
 Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyru - Butterfly Fly Away .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine

Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus
Butterfly Fly Away lyrics
Songwriters: Ballard, Glen; Silvestri, Alan;

You tucked me in, turned out the light
Kept me safe and sound at night
Little girls depend on things like that

Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
Had to drive me everywhere
You were always there when I looked back

You had to do it all alone
Make a living, make a home
Must have been as hard as it could be

And when I couldn't sleep at night
Scared things wouldn't turn out right
You would hold my hand and sing to me

Caterpillar in the tree
How you wonder who you'll be
Can't go far but you can always dream

Wish you may and wish you might
Don't you worry, hold on tight
I promise you there will come a day
Butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
Flap your wings now you can't stay
Take those dreams and make them all come true

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
We've been waiting for this day
All along and knowing just what to do
Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly, butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away
Butterfly fly away
♥♥♥~~like daughter and father^^