Iklan oh Iklan

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Teruskan bersama kami selepas iklan ini..


Dingle..Dingle..Dingle.. (background music iklan) Gunakanlah pautan terbaru mysimplylife dengan mengklik gambar atau juga dikenali sebagai banner di atas untuk melawat blog terbarunya. Jangan ketinggalan dan usah risau! Anda sememangnya tidak akan ketinggalan terlalu jauh pun. hehe.. (ketawa kecik saja) Sekian..sampai berjumpa lagi. Sharing is Caring or Sharing is Sexy?!

Bos dan Secretarynya

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Alkisah ada seorang lelaki yang berusia lewat 50an dan bekerja sebagai CEO di sebuah syarikat yang besar di Ibu Kota. Boss la tu..

Pada suatu hari, Boss memanggil secretarynya masuk ke officenya seperti biasa. Secretarynya pun masuklah.

Tolong buatkan saya surat untuk client kita. Si Boss ni pun mula la cakap dia punya mukadimah..Biasa la Boss, malas nak tulis.

Cakap punya cakap, Boss ni pun bangun dan berjalan-jalan, pusing-pusing meja sambil tangan masuk dalam poket seluar..bla..bla..blabla..

10 minit kemudian acara mengarang ayat pun habis.
si secretary pun mula bersuara...

Secretary: Boss... pagi tadi kan... masa saya nak datang ke office... saya nampak pintu garage boss terbuka...
Boss : (Dalam keadaan kelam kabut) ye ke... tak apa, nanti saya call rumah... terima kasih...

Si secretary pun pergi balik ke meja dia dan si Boss pun call rumah dia tanya wife dia...

Boss : Yang... tolong tengokkan garage rumah kita...pintu dia terbuka la...
wife: Tak la bang... baru tadi saya tengok... mana ada terbuka...
Boss : Iye... terbuka... cuba pergi tengok semula.
wife: Tidakkkkk, tertutup... saya tahu la bang...
Boss : Pergi la tengok... kalau tak terbuka macam mana orang boleh nampak?????
wife: Okay la... okay la...

Setelah setengah jam kemudian, masa Boss ni tengah relek-relek, baru dia perasan yang zip seluar dia terbuka... (dah memang perangai dia tak suka pakai underware) maka nampaklah...

Mengelabahlah si Boss ni memikirkan mana macam nak cover malu kat secretary dia tu, dan petang yang sama juga...

Boss : Errr... tadi pagi masa you nampak garage I terbuka... ada tak you nampak BMW kat dalam tu?
Secretary: Tak... yang I nampak cuma ada sebuah perodua kancil dengan dua tayar depannya pancit..

**Hehehe..joke only. Senyum pagi :)

Warning From Previous Post (Based on the True Story)

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Sharing is Caring or Sharing is Sexy..?!

Malaysia Day holidays ago, on 16 September 2010, Thursday. Me and Run out for lunch at the Pasar Besar next Filipin Market in Kota Kinabalu, Sabah. After lunch we went to the car park adjacent to the Pasar Besar. After entering the car, suddenly a man knocked on the car window from the outside. At first, I thought it was a Run's friend, but it looks wrong. That person looks to sell Nokia E71 mobile phone.

The incident occurred too quickly. The men really want to ask for help because he really need money to back his hometown. At the first, the man put the price of RM500. But we don't want, cause don't have much money that time. Next, the man put the price of RM300 (wow.. The price is too low for the Nokia E71) but we also don't have that much money. Finally, the man offering the lowest price, he asked how much money you have now?

Finally, we bought the phone with the price of RM280. Whatever the incident is occurring so fast. I'm not feeling good from the start, but since the price is too low, then we buy it. During the exchange of items, i said to him about the phone memory card. The man told that, the memory card is inside the phone and leave us away after he got the money.

During our trip to the Centre Point Sabah - shopping complex, I check the phone. Apparently we are deceived. There is no memory card inside the phone. Run told me, it's OK, the price is too low, will buy a memory card later and use our old charger to charge soon. I continue check, again..the phone has no wifi and 3G. Confirm we are cheated again!!! Actually, we brought the Nokia E71 made in China. HaHaHa… The Mobile phone seller in the Centre Point tells us, the lowest price for the Nokia E71 made in China is RM300. HeHeHe .. OK la tu, RM280 without memory card and charger. LOL. Funny juga la.. Its Ok..Siapa Suruh.. kotoh! Niway, mau jual balik sudah..

Sesal kemudian tidak berguna..

Here, the first testing camera of Nokia E71 made in China (3.2 Megapixel – Highquality setting) without editing.


During me focus makan roti canai pucat.


The lazy posing by me, but still keep smiling and this is my Garfield Face ever.

P/S: For out there, PLEASE DON'T sembarangan (Main Hentam) saja beli barang. Jangan mudah tertipu. Untuk tolong orang susah tu, Sometimes ok la..Besar pahalanya..Upahmu besar di surga. hehe..

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Name Cards

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Must Read and Please be careful out there!!

A man came over and offered his service as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car.. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman.

As the lady left the servicestation, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time.

Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the
gas station.

She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help.The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them. This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.

So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services.

Be Careful..

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To Those Who Are..

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To those who are SINGLE

Love is like a butterfly.
The more you chase it, the more it eludes you.
But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it.
Love can make you happy but often it hurts ,
but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it.
So take your time and choose the best.


To those who are NOT SO SINGLE

Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person."
It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.


To those who are PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE

Never say "I love you" if you don't care.
Never talk about feelings if they aren't there.
Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart .
Never look in the eye when all you do is lie.
The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love whenhe doesn't intend to catch her fall..


To those who are MARRIED

Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry."
Not "where are you", but " i'm right here "
Not "how could you", but "I understand."
Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are."


To those who are ENGAGED

The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other.


To those who are HEARTBROKEN

Heartbreaks last as long as you want them to be and they cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.


To those who are NAIVE


How to be in love?
Fall but DON'T STUMBLE,
Be CONSISTENT but not too persistent,
SHARE and never be unfair,
UNDERSTAND and try not to demand,
and get hurt but NEVER KEEP THE PAIN


To those who are POSSESSIVE

It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but
it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.



To those who are AFRAID TO CONFESS


Love hurts when you break up with someone.
It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you.
But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.


To those who are STILL HOLDING ON


A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it.
If he isn't worth it now he's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now.
So please, let the person go...

Apa Ertinya Miskin..

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Suatu hari, seorang bapa dari sebuah keluarga yang kaya raya membawa anak lelakinya ke dalam sebuah kampung dengan tujuan menunjukkan kepada anaknya itu kehidupan orang-orang miskin. Mereka bermalam selama beberapa hari di sebuah ladang yang didiami oleh golongan yang sangat miskin.


Di dalam perjalanan pulang, si ayah bertanya kepada anaknya, "Macam mana percutian kita kali ni?"

Si anak menjawab, "Menarik dan hebat, ayah.."

"Kamu sudah melihat sendiri bagaimana susahnya kehidupan mereka yang tidak berharta?"

"Ya.."

Si ayah bertanya lagi, "Jadi, apa yang kamu dapat kali ni?"

Lalu si anak tadi memberikan jawapan yang agak panjang,

"
Kita ada dua ekor anjing dan mereka ada empat. Kita ada kolam yang terletak di tengah-tengah taman tetapi mereka mempunyai sungai yang tidak berpenghujung. Kita ada lampu yang diimport di taman kita tetapi mereka ada bintang-bintang di langit pada waktu malam. Keluasan tanah kita sehingga ke halaman hadapan tetapi mereka mempunyai keluasan sehingga ke kali langit,"

"
Kita tinggal cuma di atas tanah yang kecil sedangkan mereka mempunyai padang yang sangat luas saujana mata memandang. Kita ada pembantu untuk membantu kita tetapi mereka memberi pertolongan, bukan meminta. Kita membeli makanan kita tetapi mereka menanam sendiri makanan mereka. Kita ada dinding sahaja untuk melindungi kita sedangkan mereka mempunyai sahabat handai yang melindungi mereka,"

Si ayah terdiam mendengar jawapan anaknya.

Si anak tersebut kemudiannya berkata, "Terima kasih, ayah, kerana menunjukkan kepada saya betapa miskinnya kita."

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What Your Name Means?

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Instructions :
**What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.
** Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU.

Example: GADIE
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
D You have trouble trusting people.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
E You are a very exciting person

Have Fun:

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone

P/S:
If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once!

Just The Way You Are

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How, if your boyfriend sing this song to you? must be very fun. Inspired and excited. I dedicate this song to my all blogger friends. The original singer of this song is Bruno Mars. But this is another acoustic cover by Tyler Ward. I love him, I love his melodious voice. Well, enjoy the song..

Just The Way You Are Song Lyric

[Verse 1]
Her eyes, her eyes
make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her everyday (yeahh)

I know, I know
When I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But everytime she asks me "Do I look okay?"
I say

[Chorus]
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

[Verse 2]
Her lips, her lips
I could kiss them all day if she let me
Her laugh, her laugh
she hates but I think it's so sexy
She's so beautiful And I tell her everyday

Oh you know, you know, you know
I'd never ask you to change
If perfects what you're searching for
Then just stay the same
So don't even bother asking if you look okay
'Cause you know I'll say

[Chorus]
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
[Repeat Chorus]

...and, what if your brother sing this song to you, or to your sister? Or your dad sing to your mom? I'm very touched to hear this song, cover by MattyBRaps ft. Tyler Ward. MattyBRaps dedicated this song to his little sister Sarah Grace, four years old. Lucky sister. Anyway, enjoy the song..

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Half Day

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Today, i go to office with "mata bengkak",
My friend said, "Better you go clinic, take MC".

But me, confused! I want to "Lepak-Lepak" with my Blogger friends before Holidays. When i reached at my department, i saw all my friends with BIG smile "senyum sampai telinga".

They ask me,"You already read you email?"
huh..Not yet. No mood today.. "mata bengkak".
My friend said, "Today, Half Day working.. Yess!!"

OMG.. me So HAPPY "bukan tahap gaban, ini tahan Ultraman Cosmo sudah!!"
hehe.. Joking only. So, on this occasion I would like to wish..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
to all my muslim friends, wherever you are..


Ramadhan berakhir Syawal pun menjelma,
Tak sabar menyambut ketibaan sanak saudara,
Mercun dan tawa memeriahkan suasana,
Kalau nak beraya berhati-hatilah di jalan raya.
[by; gadie]

P/S: My blog apply leave during this Raya. Hehe.. See you again after Raya. Yang memandu balik kampung tu, berhati-hati di jalan raya. Yang main mercun tu, hati-hati jangan sampai terkena mercun pula.

I need to submit my work today, before noon. Take care and Happy holidays!

Cerita Sedih

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Kisah Sedih 3 Sekawan Semasa Lif Rosak

Ada 3 orang sahabat si Abu, si Alif dan si Baba. Mereka tinggal serumah di sebuah apartment setinggi 60 tingkat. Pada suatu petang, setelah tamat bertugas mereka pun sama-sama pulang ke rumah. Mereka lihat, ramai orang sedang berkerumun di depan lif. Rupanya blackout dan lif tidak berfungsi.

si Abu : Macamana ni...rumah kita pula di atas sekali?
si Alif : Aduhhhh...bikin bingung kepala, mau naik tangga larat ka..?
si Baba : Saya rasa baik kita naik tangga saja...kita pun tidak tahu sampai bila elektrik ada balik
si Abu : Saya ada satu idea, kita naik tangga sambil bercerita, tapi kita mesti bercerita yang sedih saja, sebab kalau kita buat cerita lawak..kita akan terasa sesak nafas sebab kita ketawa...biar kita serius dengar cerita.

Mereka pun bersetuju, so mereka mulalah melangkah kaki memanjat tangga
untuk ke tingkat 60. si Abu mula bercerita...

si Abu : Saya masa kecil punyalah sedih, dalam sejarah hidup saya...Saya
membesar tanpa bapa, bapa saya meninggal semasa saya
dalam kandungan, dari kecil saya....bla bla bla bla bla...


Punya la sedih mereka mendengar cerita si Abu hingga meleleh
leleh air mata..Tidak sedar, mereka sudah pun sampai di tingkat 20.
Mereka berhenti sekejap, bukannya kerana penat tapi berhenti untuk lap
air mata. Kemudian mereka kembali memanjat
sambil si Alif pula bercerita...

si Alif : Sejarah hidup saya lagi sedih, semasa umur saya 5 tahun kedua ibu bapa saya meninggal dalan kemalangan jalanraya.. Saya dibesarkan oleh abang sulung saya saja yang pada masa itu berumur 15 tahun. Abang sulung saya tidak bersekolah dan dia bekerja untuk menyara kami adik beradik seramai 4 orang...bla bla bla bla......

Sekali lagi mereka bertiga meleleh sedih..punyalah lama cerita si Alif
dengan tidak sedar mereka sudah sampai di tingkat 55.
Hanya 5 tingkat saja lagi..sambil melangkah menaiki tangga yang
ketingkat 56, si Baba mula menyampuk..

si Baba : Alaaaaaa...Kamu punya cerita tidak sedih lagi...cerita saya lagi
sedihhhh punya.
si Abu : kau ada sejarah hidup sedih juga ka...?
si Baba : emmmm...mungkin hari ini dalam sejarah...
si Alif : cerita saja la...tinggal 4 tingkat saja lagi.
si Baba : Saya sedih sebab...KUNCI RUMAH
KITA, SAYA TERTINGGAL DALAM KERETA.... UWAAAAAA..!!!

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How to Put Facebook “Like” and “Share” Button on your Blog

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See how I put the Facebook Like and Share button on this blog,

  1. From Dashboard, go to Design.
  2. Click on Edit HTML
  3. Check the Expand Template Widget options
  4. Then find this Code: (Ctrl + F)

<date:post.body/>


For Like button, copy (Ctrl+C) the code below and put after the code above:

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>

<iframe allowTransparency='true' expr:src='"http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=" + data:post.url + "&layout=standard&show_faces=false&width=100&action=like

&font=arial&colorscheme=light"' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:40px;'/>
</b:if>

______________________________________________________________

For Share button, find this Code: (Ctrl + F)

<date:post.body/>


Then copy (Ctrl+C) the code bellow and put before the code above:

<div style='float:right;padding:4px;'>

<a expr:share_url='data:post.url' name='fb_share' rel='nofollow' type='box_count'/>

<script src='http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share' type='text/javascript'/>

</div>


Lastly, Save Template, DONE!

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Raya ads on TV3

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Sharing is Caring

I never watched this ads on TV3 and I only know through the specific links. Here I would like to share the link.









Through the public comments, this ads is more to Christianity. But for me, actually it was more to the concept of 1 Malaysia. It shows us the diversity of religious and race in Malaysia.

Now, you can't watch this ads on TV3. This ads had withdrawn by TV3, due to the feedback from peoples who protested the ads. Many are offended by these ads.









TV3 apologize, and Thanks to TV3 for the concern and quick action to solve this problem. Forgive them and Peace be with you.

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♥ mum ♥ child ♥ dad ♥

Song 4 my BeLoVeD Parents ~~♥♥♥
 Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyru - Butterfly Fly Away .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine

Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus
Butterfly Fly Away lyrics
Songwriters: Ballard, Glen; Silvestri, Alan;

You tucked me in, turned out the light
Kept me safe and sound at night
Little girls depend on things like that

Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
Had to drive me everywhere
You were always there when I looked back

You had to do it all alone
Make a living, make a home
Must have been as hard as it could be

And when I couldn't sleep at night
Scared things wouldn't turn out right
You would hold my hand and sing to me

Caterpillar in the tree
How you wonder who you'll be
Can't go far but you can always dream

Wish you may and wish you might
Don't you worry, hold on tight
I promise you there will come a day
Butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
Flap your wings now you can't stay
Take those dreams and make them all come true

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
We've been waiting for this day
All along and knowing just what to do
Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly, butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away
Butterfly fly away
♥♥♥~~like daughter and father^^