Bos dan Secretarynya

Posted by Rosina Joseph Abi at Monday, September 27, 2010

Alkisah ada seorang lelaki yang berusia lewat 50an dan bekerja sebagai CEO di sebuah syarikat yang besar di Ibu Kota. Boss la tu..

Pada suatu hari, Boss memanggil secretarynya masuk ke officenya seperti biasa. Secretarynya pun masuklah.

Tolong buatkan saya surat untuk client kita. Si Boss ni pun mula la cakap dia punya mukadimah..Biasa la Boss, malas nak tulis.

Cakap punya cakap, Boss ni pun bangun dan berjalan-jalan, pusing-pusing meja sambil tangan masuk dalam poket seluar..bla..bla..blabla..

10 minit kemudian acara mengarang ayat pun habis. si secretary pun mula bersuara...

Secretary: Boss... pagi tadi kan... masa saya nak datang ke office... saya nampak pintu garage boss terbuka...
Boss : (Dalam keadaan kelam kabut) ye ke... tak apa, nanti saya call rumah... terima kasih...

Si secretary pun pergi balik ke meja dia dan si Boss pun call rumah dia tanya wife dia...

Boss : Yang... tolong tengokkan garage rumah kita...pintu dia terbuka la...
wife: Tak la bang... baru tadi saya tengok... mana ada terbuka...
Boss : Iye... terbuka... cuba pergi tengok semula.
wife: Tidakkkkk, tertutup... saya tahu la bang...
Boss : Pergi la tengok... kalau tak terbuka macam mana orang boleh nampak?????
wife: Okay la... okay la...

Setelah setengah jam kemudian, masa Boss ni tengah relek-relek, baru dia perasan yang zip seluar dia terbuka... (dah memang perangai dia tak suka pakai underware) maka nampaklah...

Mengelabahlah si Boss ni memikirkan mana macam nak cover malu kat secretary dia tu, dan petang yang sama juga...

Boss : Errr... tadi pagi masa you nampak garage I terbuka... ada tak you nampak BMW kat dalam tu?
Secretary: Tak... yang I nampak cuma ada sebuah perodua kancil dengan dua tayar depannya pancit..

**Hehehe..joke only. Senyum pagi :)

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Song 4 my BeLoVeD Parents ~~♥♥♥
 Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyru - Butterfly Fly Away .mp3
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Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus
Butterfly Fly Away lyrics
Songwriters: Ballard, Glen; Silvestri, Alan;

You tucked me in, turned out the light
Kept me safe and sound at night
Little girls depend on things like that

Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
Had to drive me everywhere
You were always there when I looked back

You had to do it all alone
Make a living, make a home
Must have been as hard as it could be

And when I couldn't sleep at night
Scared things wouldn't turn out right
You would hold my hand and sing to me

Caterpillar in the tree
How you wonder who you'll be
Can't go far but you can always dream

Wish you may and wish you might
Don't you worry, hold on tight
I promise you there will come a day
Butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
Flap your wings now you can't stay
Take those dreams and make them all come true

Butterfly fly away, butterfly fly away
We've been waiting for this day
All along and knowing just what to do
Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly, butterfly fly away

Butterfly fly away
Butterfly fly away
♥♥♥~~like daughter and father^^